They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
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I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
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THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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