This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
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Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
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I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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