Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
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I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
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you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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