drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I want you more than these girls want KFC
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
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Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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