Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
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I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
why is half of my head shaved?
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