4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
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on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
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Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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