I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
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I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
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my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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