Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
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Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
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These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
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Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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