are you so shy because you have an std?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
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i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
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Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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