Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
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Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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