I don't think brook has ever known best
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
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The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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