He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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worst night to have a conscience
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
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We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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