shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
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Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
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Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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