Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
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My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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