I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
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We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
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It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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