Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
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careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
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Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
We are all done wearing pants today
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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