O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
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Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
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Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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