escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
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Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
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I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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