...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
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Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
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She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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