Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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