All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
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I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
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I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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