What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
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I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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