i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
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I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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