I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
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please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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