Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
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His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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