just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
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how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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