I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
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What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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