How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
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I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
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I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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