we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
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She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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