so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
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Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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