Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
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just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
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I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I'm like, not good at living.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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