You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
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It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
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He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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