So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
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Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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