But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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