Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
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The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
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Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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