Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
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there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
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And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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