I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
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I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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