I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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