i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
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Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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