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(503): View more from Oregon

We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?

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Places.

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Plural? Please tell.

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(503): We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep? (509): Places. (503): Plural? Please tell. http://tfl.nu/23q8

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.

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(617): You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable. http://tfl.nu/i02t

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I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.

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(404): I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party. http://tfl.nu/j6hi

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(954): View more from Florida

Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship

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(954): Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship http://tfl.nu/znld

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(502): View more from Kentucky

update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.

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(502): update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive. http://tfl.nu/e1l9

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(509): View more from Washington

I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.

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(509): I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job. http://tfl.nu/4wpv

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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.

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(770): He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology. http://tfl.nu/vyx3

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.

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(603): i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes. http://tfl.nu/r21u

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(505): View more from New Mexico

My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.

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(505): My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help. http://tfl.nu/hde2

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Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.

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(952): Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me. http://tfl.nu/t30r

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My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov

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(610): My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov http://tfl.nu/bb85

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(330): View more from Ohio

ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea

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(330): ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea http://tfl.nu/4yvx

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(971): View more from Oregon

he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out

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you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it

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(971): he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out (916): you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it http://tfl.nu/3y26

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.

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(403): We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex. http://tfl.nu/5276

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She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.

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(212): She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess. http://tfl.nu/ade3

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