I smell stomach acid.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
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she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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