So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
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At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
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BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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