We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
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I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
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Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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