But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
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The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
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As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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