margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
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Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
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She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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