I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
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playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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