Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
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can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
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The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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