Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
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So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
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I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
is it fun? or sober?
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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