I'm passing your future prison.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
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...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
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Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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