plz talk dirty to me
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
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She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
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I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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